Musings of a Trained Monkey

While contemplating gifts for the family this year an idea for a gag gift hit me, purchase some particularly horrible song for someone on iTunes. Don’t be thoughtless and track down some dreck that would never be listened to by the prospective recipient. Instead be devious and think of a song that would get stuck in someone’s head. A catchy pop song that is now out of date is fun, or a singer they will hate, and bonus points for bad holiday songs.
Simply ‘Gift This Music’ on iTunes to let your friends and loved ones know how much you care/or don’t care :-)

• Xanadu – Olivia Newton-John
• Final Countdown – Europe
• Christmas Eve: Sarajevo – Trans-Siberian Orchestra
• Life In a Northern Town – Dream Academy
• Don’t Cha – Pussycat Dolls
• Walk the Dinosaur – Was
• Crush On You – The Jets
• Me So Horny – 2 Live Crew
• Chipmunk Song – Alvin & The Chipmunks
• Christmas In Hollis – RUN-DMC

• Party All the Time – Eddie Murphy
• Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time – Paul McCartney
• Jingle Bells – Singing Dogs (only as part of an album on iTunes, for shame!)
• Sleigh Ride – C3PO and R2-D2 <- That’s not a typo

What songs do you not want for X-Mas?