Musings of a Trained Monkey

Sorry I haven't posted for a while. I've been spending a lot of time enjoying the new Radiohead music that is popping up online. Here is a clip of new song Bangers and Mash including Thom on drums!

I can hardly wait for the next album!

Well this is kind of embarassing, but while enjoying the fine cusine at Bing Crosby's Restaurant and Piano Lounge in Walnut Creek, CA, I was asked to get up and sing. While this kind of thing happens to me all the time, what with my singing voice being somewhat legendary and my skill as an entertainer being well known, I usually decline these offers to perform.

For some reason I proceeded to open up the pipes and entertain the crowd. Of course I was offered a permanent position as Headline Entertainer, but I had to decline due to prior contractual obligations. Besides my musical capabilities should be shared with the world not locked into the confines of the Bing's.

There is a store that is almost too good to be true in Concord, California.
Every product you've never bought from an informercial can be found here! It is an amazing and hilarious walk down memory lane as products from years gone by have been dusted off and are trying to be sold once more. Thigh master, ab roller, choppers, slicers, and dicers, they have nearly everything. Unfortuantely the music of Zamfir, the Master of the Pan Flute, could not be found on the premises. The search for Zamfir in the wild continues...